Claire's Diary 28/02/2015

28/02/2015

Dear diary

Remember those days when you were young and Mum and Dad would tell you about the Tooth Fairy and aside from being really creepy it turned out to be a myth all along.
It recently occurred to me, what if a child was to go on believing that the Tooth Fairy really exists even when they get to adult age and when that person has children they won't put money under their pillow because they think it's the Tooth Fairy's job?
What about adults who still believe in Santa? No, that would be stupid. Even kids don't believe in him.

Claire

Audio Junk #116 - It's not spaghetti, it's linguini

Beluga Weekly #318

Claire's Diary 27/02/2015

27/02/2015

Dear diary

Today I read an interesting article about how we don't read enough these days. I know it sounds a little ironic that I had to read the article to find this out, but I should probably add that the rest of my day was spent watching YouTube videos. Have you seen Rabbit Sneezes Carrot Chunks Out Of His Nose? It has over a million views!

Claire

Claire's Diary 26/02/2015

26/02/2015

Dear diary

You know that feeling you get when you bite into one of the hottest chilis you can find? I have that feeling right now. This is most likely because I bit into one of the hottest chilis I could find.

I need water!

That's better.

Claire

Claire's Diary 25/02/2015

25/02/2015

Dear diary

Went to the beach today. Not much else to report. Apart from that stupid clam that got a little over affectionate and wouldn't let go. I told it we should see other people, preferably of the same species.

Claire

Claire's Diary 24/02/2015

24/02/2015

Dear diary

Today was a day that reminded me how much I love to snack. I will snack on just about anything that's edible. I had a whole box of dumb macaroons as well as a big bag of seasoned rice cakes and on top  of that I had a muffin and 12 carrots!

Feeling very full. Need to lie down.

Claire

Claire's Diary 23/02/2015

23/02/2015

Dear diary

I think it's time pet food was made more identifiable. Just because you call them Chewy Chomps doesn't mean I'm gonna instantly know they're for dogs! Also what happened to all the good rabbit food? I used to really enjoy carrots and lettuce leaves. In fact, I still do. I'm gonna go and have some right now.

Claire

Claire's Diary 22/02/2015

22/02/2015

Dear diary

Today, I have been doing a lot of thinking. Thinking about what I'm going to have for dinner, thinking about what film to see at the pictures and thinking about what accessories I should attach to my tail.

I'm going to carry on thinking for a bit.

Claire

Claire's Diary - 21/02/2015

21/02/2015

Dear diary

I believe that life is like a sticky bun. Sometimes you have to make your fingers sticky to get to the soft, chewy, yummy interior inside of the crisp, golden, tantalising outer crust...

Sorry, I really want a sticky bun.

Claire

Audio Junk #115 - Needs more New Stuff

Beluga Weekly #317

Claire's Diary 20/02/2015

20/02/2015

Dear diary

Today I celebrated finding a new job with pie! I feel so massively overjoyed!
Also, I bought a new laptop, that can also count as a reward.
And my jewellery.
And my new blu-ray player

Claire

Claire's Diary 19/02/2015

19/02/2015

Dear Diary

I'm really good at fixing things! I'm a technical wizard and a master with engines! Only last week I got my friend's car to stop making funny noises and today was the day I finally got around to cleaning my printers nozzle (which should have been a lot easier, but I lost my computer).
Actually, I haven't seen my friend in a while. I hope she didn't have an accident.

Claire

Claire's Diary 18/02/2015

18/02/2015

Deer dairy

Yov are my bess fren. I luv you...

Claar

Claire's Diary 17/02/2015

17/02/2015

Dear diary

I'm going to talk about our friend, the crab. The crab is an adorable little fella, hiding among the rock pools and eating stupid bits of grit and toenails. He enjoys the sun and swinging from very small anchors.

Here's to our pinchy pals.

Claire

Claire's Diary 16/02/2015

16/02/2015

Dear diary

I'm fed up. Today was uneventful and boring! Mondays are really depressing and full of dumb obstacles.
Also, I lost my job.
I realise now that I never mentioned getting a new job after the last time I was fired but hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles right?
By the way, I had a weird dream last night. I was Snow White and I went back to see the 7 dwarfs. They were much older so that was pretty freaky.
I'm not sure I want to see elderly dwarfs in real life.

Claire

Claire's Diary 15/02/2015

15/02/2015

Dear diary

My favourite sweet treat has got to be the sourball. I love the feeling I get as the sharp flavours dance around on your tongue. I especially love the ones coated in sugar because they make the flavour more pleasant.
I bought a bag of them today. Not sure if I can finish them.

Claire

Claire's Diary 14/02/2015

14/02/2015

Dear diary

I don't need a lover. As long as I have you by my side, I'll never be lonely. Today was really a magical day! Thank you for being my soul mate! My future is bright because every time I have a rough day, I can tell you all about it.

Let us watch Comedy Bang Bang.

Wow... I never realised Scott Aukerman was such a hottie...

Claire 

Audio Junk #114 - I do it for your wubs

Beluga Weekly #316

Claire's diary 13/02/2015

13/02/2015

Dear diary

I've decided what I'm going to wear tomorrow.

Claire

Claire's diary 12/02/2015

12/02/2015

Dear diary

I found a penny today! You know what that means? I have been bestowed upon with great luck! Maybe this is a sign that I am about to come into some money?

If I were a rich rabbit, every day would be the first day of spring. Also I would be ruler of the world. I think that's how it works...

Claire

Claire's diary 11/02/2015

11/02/2015

Dear diary

I'm in the mood for lurv! This is that month where we like to take our partners by the hand and snog them to death!

Could this be the year? Will I find that special somebody? I can't wait for Valentine's day! It's going to be super!

Won't be giving out any sloppy cards though. That's dumb.

Claire

Claire's Diary 10/02/2015

10/02/2015

Dear diary

I don't care about the weather, as long as I have my raincoat and brolly by my side. I'm always careful not to put up my umbrella indoors because it's bad luck and it causes my table lamps to fall and break.
Today has not been too bad, but it's good to be prepared.
Nobody likes a soggy rabbit.

Claire

Claire's Diary 09/02/2015

09/02/2015

Dear diary

Today I dine on bagels! Tasty, soft, golden bagels! I don't eat these things very often because I've been told that most bread is best avoided if you wish to lose weight. But bagels are so tasty! Especially the poppy seed variety, yum!
You know what's weird? I Like poppy seed bagels but I don't really enjoy poppies. Never have.

Claire

Claire's Diary 08/02/2015

08/02/2015

Dear diary

No much happened today, but it involved a lot of chocolate. Eating chocolate is a bit like shaving your head. You don't really know how much is too much until it's too late.
I did a lot of running to burn off those calories. I ran slowly, because I find I can get much further that way. I suppose you could say, I sprinted. Or strode.
I walked it.

Claire

Claire's Diary 07/02/2015

07/02/2015

Dear diary

I don't care if the weather is a little chilly, I have GOT to have an ice cream! Just thinking about those delectable treats makes my tummy rumble. I think I will go for a classic vanilla flavour this time around. Vanilla isn't really my favourite flavour, but you start to miss it after a while. Plus, chocolate ice cream makes me fat.
I must do something about my central heating. Can't stand being cold.

Claire

Audio Junk #113 - Someone turn that radio off!

Beluga Weekly #315

Claire's Diary 06/02/2015

06/02/2015

Dear diary

I've been chewing bubble gum because I don't play by nobody's rules! Who needs stupid rules! Throw away your rulebook, because the rules in it won't control me! I don't make the rules, I break the rules! Rules are like tin cans waiting to be shot down by my... rule gun. I eat rules for breakfast. Also Start. They call me the rule breaker, the Boss Bunny, the Hardcore Hare.
Down with rules, up with rabbits!

Claire

Claire's diary 05/02/2015

05/02/2015

Dear diary

I might just spend the rest of today making sandwiches because I love sandwiches!
Speaking of sandwiches, I had a sandwich for lunch yesterday. I skipped lunch today but I reckon tomorrow I'm gonna make the best sandwich of all time so that's something to look forward to.
I did have a recipe for carrot hotpot but I don't know where it is.

Claire

Claire's Diary 04/02/2015

04/02/2015

Dear diary

I wish I didn't get so much junk mail!
I want to hear from distant relatives from overseas... well, not really, I don't have any distant relatives from overseas.
But you know what would be nice? A letter. Not a letter from my bank or from my dentist but a written letter, letting me know how things are going and maybe inviting me out to lunch. Why all this technology? Why does it all have to be about texts and tweets? When was the last time I had a stupid conversation with someone that wasn't on Skype? Skype is a cool name don't you think? It's one of my favourite applications.

Claire

Claire's Diary 03/02/2015

03/02/2015

Dear diary

I love carrot cake!
And I love chocolate cake!
And I love cheesecake!
And I love coffee cake!
And I love Victoria sponge cake!
Fruit cake is alright.
But I really, really, really love carrot cake.

Claire

Claire's Diary 02/02/2015

02/02/2015

Dear diary

I'm watching my favourite film right now, Groundhog's day.

I reckon I've earned this moment of relaxation because I have made it through the day without eating any cheesecakes.

Tomorrow I will probably watch Caddyshack if I'm really good.

Claire

Claire's Diary 01/02/2015

01/02/2015

Dear diary

I've had so much fun today, it should be illegal. It's not everyday you can put on a stupid grass skirt and do more hula dancing than your hips can take!

Claire