Claire's Diary 30/04/2015

30/04/2015

Dear diary

I've seen some fabulous hairstyles in those magazines you find in hair salons. It made me want to invest in a wig. The best thing about wigs is that they come in whatever style you want and you don't have to worry about them becoming messed up because you can remove them before you go to bed or put on a motorcycle helmet. Not that I have a motorbike.
Actually, Rabbits don't need hair to look good, as long as we have our round tummies and button noses.

Claire

Claire's Diary 29/04/2015

29/04/2015

Dear diary

Dance like nobody's watching! Preferably when they really aren't watching. Chances are, they won't even notice you. Or if they do, they won't care or they'll do their best to spare you the embarrassment by pretending not to see you.
I can't dance.

Claire

Claire's Diary 28/04/2015

28/04/2015

Dear diary

I enjoyed the most delicious blueberry pie today. It made me feel glad to be alive! Blueberries are interesting. They're not exactly blue, but they taste good. I wonder if they would taste any better if they were blue? Isn't it true that carrots are supposed to be purple but most of them are grown from GM seeds or something? Similar to how bananas grow in pods that can't be opened and the ones we buy at the supermarket are made from chemicals?
Yummy, yummy chemicals.

Claire

Claire's Diary 27/04/2015

27/04/2015

Dear diary

It is time for a ghost story! I don't believe in ghosts but this one is a real doozy!
I was in my bedroom, lying still, watching as the light from an outside car's headlamp filled the room and slowly twirled away. Then, just before I drifted into a deep slumber, a FACE appeared at the window! I felt like pulling the duvet over my face in horror!
That is until I realised it was only an owl. The end.

Claire 

Claire's Diary 26/04/2015

26/04/2015

Dear diary

Riding is on the cards today. I've never ridden a horse...
Wait, why is it that horses get ridden like vehicles yet other animals like me get to roam around free? Not that anyone would be likely to chose a rabbit as a mode of transport, but it does seem a little mean to the horses! You know what, I'm not going to do that today, I'm just gonna stay home and read Black Beauty.

Claire

Claire's Diary 25/04/2015

25/04/2015

Dear diary

Do rabbits smell bad? That's what I've noticed when I am around other rabbits. I still haven't figured out if that just means I have really smelly friends or if it's just a rabbit thing. My personal hygiene is absolutely fine. I haven't noticed any bad odours from my own body. People are always too polite to let me know if I smell. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask them. I don't smell.
Now I'm off to take my 17th bath of the day.

Claire

Audio Junk #121 - Reasons to be Pretentious, Part 3

Claire's Diary 24/04/2015

24/04/2015

Dear diary

I've got to lose weight. Approximately 17 people have liked me to a pig in some way in the last week. Most of them just said, "You're such a pig, Claire!" My eating habits are not doing me any favours. All I have to do is eat less. I can give up the snacks. That's not a problem.
I'm off to make myself a cup of tea. You know what goes really well with tea? Cookie cheesecake hamburgers. Delicious.

Claire

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Cowsplay - The Real Ghostbusters

What can I say about this? My characters love their nostalgic cartoons. Apparently Macy had to use the same face paint from her Ninja Turtles cosplay.

Tracy: Janine
Macy: Slimer

The Real Ghostbusters is property of Columbia Pictures Television

Claire's Diary 23/04/2015

23/04/2015

Dear diary

Munch, munch, munch. Mmm! I love sandwiches! I think I'll spend the rest of the day making sandwiches! Literally anything can go into a sandwich. Fruit, veg, pancakes, anything!
Not crayons though. Don't make a crayon sandwich whatever you do.

Claire

Claire's Diary 22/04/2015

22/04/2015

Dear diary

I'm a big fan of jellybeans. I could eat bags and bags until I feel sick. Not that I like feeling sick mind.
In other news, I've been invited to Florence's place. Just for a cuppa. I don't think I'm going to dress up for that. At least not as a jellybean.

Claire

Claire's Diary 21/04/2015

21/04/2015

Dear diary

One of my favourite childhood memories is drawing a blue moustache on my face in crayon. That is, until I realised the crayon I was using had toxic chemicals in it. I was not at all well after that.
Always read the box, kids!

Claire

Claire's Diary 20/04/2015

20/04/2015

Dear diary

Turns out I have a double. Yeah, it's kinda weird. Her name is Florence and she lives a few blocks away from me. I invited her over for a cup of coffee. She didn't say much. And when she did, it was all very morose and bleak. I think she might have been a goth in the past or something.
She enjoyed my crackers. I let her take some home.
I have no idea if we made friends.

Claire

Claire's Diary 19/04/2015

19/04/2015

Dear diary

Garlic is an interesting thing. It creates an unpleasant stickiness when you chop it up, but it really make things taste nice. Who doesn't like garlic bread? Yet the awful smell you get under your nails can be really nasty.
I suppose what I'm saying is, garlic is my favourite nasty food product.

Claire

Claire's Diary 18/04/2015

18/04/2015

Dear diary

I'm sorry if I get crumbs all over this page, but I'm really hungry and all I have in the cupboard are crackers. I'm munching away in the hope that I will become slightly less famished this evening.
These are very dry. I should get some more carrots.
Are rabbits even supposed to eat crackers?

Claire

Audio Junk #120 - Lonely Nerds Club Band

Claire's Diary 17/04/2015

17/04/2015

Dear diary

Never mind the elephant look, I see myself more as a bat. I like the idea of living in a cave, fighting crime and starring in several movies. I know how to use shark repellent and disguise my voice so that nobody will figure out my true identity.
So, when can I start?

Claire

Cowsplay - Ninja Turtles

The first in what I'm hoping will be a series of pics for #fanartfriday.
This week, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Tracy is dressed as Raphael and Macy is dressed as Michelangelo

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is property of Mirage Studios

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Claire's Diary 16/04/2015

16/04/2015

Dear diary

Can I be an elephant? OK, that needs some explanation. Yesterday I was writing about the possibility of getting a new look and I included such examples as getting a tan, getting tattooed etc. but then it occurred to me, why stop there? I want to change my entire species. I want to give up the life of a stupid bunny and transform into a proud pachyderm...
OK that also needs some explanation...

Claire

Claire's Diary 15/04/2015

15/04/2015

Dear diary

I'm bored with my dumb looks. It's time for a change. Maybe I'll get a perm, or a tan or just buy a new pair of shoes, no wait, I tried that and it didn't work. Not with these stupid feet. But I need to introduce some kind of change to my image. What if I got a really cool tattoo? Tats are cool. I'd love a tattoo of a shark. Nobody would mess with me if I had a shark on my arm. Only thing is I can't stand the smell of seawater.
Sharks are stinky.

Claire

Claire's Diary 14/04/2015

14/04/2015

Dear diary

People should look up more. The sky is a real spectacle that we take for granted and it deserves to be observed by us every day.
Also, did you see last night's episode of Marmosets gone wild? Hilarious!

Claire

Claire's Diary 13/04/2015

13/04/2015

Dear diary

I am very good at scrabble. They call me the Scrabble Sorceress, the Baroness of the board, the Tyrant of tiles. I can come up with some of the most killer long words. Spelling is definitely one of my strongest abilities.
Somehow, all I can imagine right now is what I would look like as a scrabble tile.

Clare

Claire's Diary 12/04/2015

12/04/2015

Dear diary

I'm writing this while sitting outside. It's really windy today and I don't think I like it. There's so much stuff flying around, I wouldn't be surprised if I see the wind carrying an entire bus. Imagine what that would be like for the passengers! I can't stand this! It's getting hard to think!
Maybe I should just go back inside.

Claire

Claire's Diary 11/04/2015

11/04/2015

Dear diary

Art is like food. Only difference is it doesn't taste very good and doesn't score your any extra points on Masterchef.
I do enjoy going to galleries because it's quiet. Bit boring though.
Who was that painter who lost and ear? I would hate that! That would mean I would only be able to hear half of a conversation.
It would make it a little easier to put on a T-shirt.

Claire

Site will be offline tomorrow (for a bit)

Don't worry though, it's only because I'm hoping to introduce a new design.
Yes, that's right! A brand new Belugatoons.com is on its way!
Hope you like it.

Andy

Audio Junk #119 - Live from Hertfordshire!

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Claire's Diary 10/04/2015

10/04/2015

Dear diary

Watch out cos there's a bad bunny coming your way! I have chosen the way of anarchy! No dumb authority pleb or stupid goody-two-shoes is going to stand in my way. My perfect cousin is going to be sorry he ever crossed my path.
OK, this safety pin is really starting to hurt. It's probably going to give me an infection. This was a bad idea.
Safety pins are the worst.

Claire

Claire's Diary 09/04/2015

09/04/2015

Dear diary

I've seen another doctor, well I haven't seen another doctor but you know what I mean, looks like this bucket is coming off tomorrow. I am celebrating with a glass of wine. I know what you're thinking, "how is Claire going to drink it?"
You'll never know.

Claire

Claire's Diary 08/04/2015

08/04/2015

Dear diary

It's still on my head and people are still being cruel.

Claire

Claire's Diary 07/04/2015

07/04/2015

Dear diary

I am losing my patience here. I'm not being funny, but this had better stop soon. I'm finding it increasingly hard to be left alone.
Curse the man who invented the bucket! Who invented the bucket? I'm going to look up who invented the bucket.

Claire

Claire's Diary 06/04/2015

06/04/2015

Dear diary

I do wish people would stop using me as a coffee table!
And why is this stupid bucket still on my head anyway? The doctor said it would only be for about a day or two!

Claire

Claire's Diary 05/04/2015

05/04/2015

Dear diary

Why do people keep drawing on me? It's not like I'm not going to notice if they scribble all over my bucket.
I think somebody wrote a message. I'm not sure what it says but I hope it's topical.

Claire

Claire's Diary 04/04/2015

04/04/2015

Dear diary

I have never been so hungry. I hope I get this bucket off my head soon. My mouth will not consume the smallest crumb until I am free.
This sucks.

Claire

Audio Junk #118 - New videos! No, really!

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Claire's Diary 03/04/2015

03/04/2015

Dear diary

Still not getting anywhere with the bucket situation.
Meanwhile it appears that I have been invited to a party.
This is going to be awkward.

Claire

Claire's Diary 02/04/2015

02/04/2015

Dear diary

Well, I feel silly. Looks like I'm going to have trouble seeing things for a while. I really wish I hadn't put all that glue in the bucket.
Hold on, how am I able to write this if I can't see anything?
Weird.

Claire

New Stuff #11 has been released and there's nothing suspicious about it...

Claire's Diary 01/04/2015

01/04/2015

Bwahaha! April fools day is finally here! I have just the prank to pull on a poor unsuspecting victim. The old bucket on the door gag! It's gonna be great! I pity the stupid wretch who enters this room!

Claire