Dear diary
I'm pretty good in the kitchen. Here's one of my favourite recipes.
Delicious turkey con carne!
Ingredients:
1 Turkey
5 tbsp Chili powder
3 Eggs
500g Fresh gravel
Scissors
1. Beat eggs still in their shells until they turn a milky red colour.
2. Combine the Chili powder with the gravel and stir until stupid.
3. Leave cooker to stand for 10 minutes.
4. Now you're ready for the turkey. Chase it around until it gets tired. Use scissors if you have to but not whilst running after the dumb bird.
5. Bake for 2 nights and enjoy.
This is such a good recipe, I might just try it.
Claire
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